Type of people that i hate on public transport

Hai! what up?

A couple months ago i wrote about some situations in people should keep their mouth shut, and one of the situation is when you're on public transportation and as a person who doesn't drive i've been using a lot of public transport and these are some kind of people that i hate (i think the rest of you gonna hate them too) in public transport.

#1 People who sit close to you even though the entire bus is empty
First person is that kind of person who for some reason always sit next to you even though the entire bus is empty, why? just why? i don't get it i mean what is wrong with these people? they can sit everywhere in this bus but they choose to sit next to me and make a creepy eye contact. This is the most awkward situation on public transport because if i willing to move to another seat it feels weird because the person you're moving away from (yes that creepy one) is might be thinking "do i smell?" or "am i look like a criminal?" and for god sake if i have a chance to say it out loud i'm gonna say "no you're not smell or looks like criminal, you're just creeps me" but it's rude, so i just sit there and pretending they're not exist.

#2 The Elbow rapist
Actually these kind people are not my problem, but i can't stand it when a girl is sexually abused in front of me, okay it is not an actual rape but slightly, so when the bus is getting crowded and this little bastard "accidentally" boob-elbowing girl next to him i'm not talking about people who accidentally boob-elbowing, i'm talking about those bastard who do that on purpose, yes i know it bitch! because the bus is sailing, the driver is not surprisingly hit the brake and for no reason your elbow just touching her boob and your face is clearly express that you're enjoying it, you know what in this situation i really really hope karma does exist and bitch you're gonna get one.

#3 "Celebrity"
Okay they're not a real celebrity but for some reason they think they're superstar who riding their limo. I don't understand these kind of people, i mean come on you're riding a goddamn bus and it's 8 in the morning but they're dress up like Syahrini meet lady GaGa, (super ultra mega over-dressed) and by far the most annoying thing they do is they're blocking other people way and not just that, they're also be like "excuse me i'm a celebrity,and you're blocking get the hell out of my way" and i'll be like "i'm sorry what? who are you?".

#4 Briefcase wankers
These kind of people never smile, and they're always in rush they will smack a child or grandma in the face with their briefcase to get in to the bus a lil bit faster, dude! you're not the only one who need to get in that bus and i promise to you, if you just calm the fuck down you still will be in that goddamn bus. You know what? i like to fuck around with these kind of people i like to blocking their way to make them late and my favorite thing in the world is when i see them running for the bus and the door slam in their face.

#5 A "pregnant lady"
It's sounds really really wrong and it looks like i'm a bad person for sayin' this but i'm not talking about 6 month prego lady who got a visible bump because that's fine they're welcome to take my seat, what i don't like is when skinny little size zero bitches in the bus demand my seat like "oh my god i'm so pregnant, can i have your seat?" Bitch! you are not pregnant, just because last night you had sex without condom it doesn't mean you're pregnant and take my seat okay. And if you think that i made it up, trust me this kind of bitch does exist in public transport.

#6 People who insist talks to you for the entire ride
As we've learned on this post one of the situation that you should shut your face is when riding a public transport.  I'm not anti social but at this point i'm not in the mood to talks to you, and even worst of that is that person continually ask you what the next stop is even though the bus has a screen and announcer that displays the next stop.

#7 Person with ridiculously loud music 
They're always playing an awful song loudly (yes they're playing their music with speaker), they're dancing away to them self, and probably lip-syncing, so basically they're the happiest person alive and everybody hates them and they will play that song no matter what, they doesn't care if the bus is on fire or plunge into the bottom of the ocean, this person will play their goddamn song.

bye

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